We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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