speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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