do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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