exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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