Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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