they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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