yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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