Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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