so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We named our party play list daddy issues
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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