they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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