i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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