Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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