what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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