Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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