so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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