I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We don't watch enough power rangers
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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