Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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