Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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