He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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