she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sorry about my life...
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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