it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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