can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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