Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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