sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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