I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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