hell yes lets make some ravioli
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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