I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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