Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Success! We fucked roommates!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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