But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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