Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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