North Korea, Best Korea!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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