Cold hands, warm shart.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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