Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
