fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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