bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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