Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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