Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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