Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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