imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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