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Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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