"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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