he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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