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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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