he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize
