what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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