What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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