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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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