he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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