We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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