you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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