Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
