How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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