i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
