Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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